“Charming,
loveable, but failed middle-aged blogger seeks success doing You Tube videos.”
Based on The
Quotations of Slim Fairview.
God did not grant me the ability to sing, but He did grant me the wisdom to know.”
“This
morning I looked at myself in the mirror with my glasses on. Then I looked at
myself in the mirror with my glasses off. I think I look much better without my
glasses.”
“I used to
be rich, young, and good looking. Then I
got old and lost all my money.”
“Guys, don’t
look for a woman who loves you for who you are.
Look for a woman who loves you for the better man she helps you to
become.”
“Give a man
a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach him
to fish and he will nag you to go fishing with him the rest of your life.”
“Fashion
always goes out of style. Style never goes out of fashion.”
“I still
refuse to wear one of those clown school lobster bibs that big city fashion
designers refer to as sartorially correct neck-wear.”
“I can’t do
that scruffy three day fashion statement. If
I don’t shave for three days, I don’t look like Miami Vice. I look like Gabby Hayes.”
“Some people
have lawyers because they need lawyers. Other people need lawyers because they
have lawyers.”
Warmest
regards,
Slim
All Quotes
from The Quotations of Slim Fairview.
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2015 Bob Asken
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