Showing posts with label global news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label global news. Show all posts

Saturday, July 20, 2013

The Side Street Journal Report

Editor's note:  

In Broadcast Media, the format is to use all capital letters for copy. This is hard copy and teleprompter.  The use of all capital letters in this post complies with that format. This is not shouting. Thank you. Sincerely, The Editor.]


THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL REPORT(c): COMMENTARY ON GLOBAL POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC NEWS BY SLIM FAIRVIEW.



EPISODE ONE:

GOOD EVENING. THIS IS THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL REPORT. TODAY WE BEGIN A NEW PROGRAMME.  WE DON'T REPORT THE NEWS, RATHER WE REPORT ON HOW THE NEWS IS PERCEIVED.  I AM THE BLOGGER KNOWN AS SLIM FAIRVIEW.  WELCOME TO MY VIEWERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.


THE CHINA BASHERS ARE AT IT AGAIN.  DESPITE THE FACT THAT CHINA HAS THE SECOND LARGEST AND FASTEST GROWING ECONOMY, AND THAT CHINA HAS ELEVATED HALF A BILLION PEOPLE FROM POVERTY, MANY STILL VIEW CHINA AS A PASSING EVENT.

WHEN THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA ARE BAD, THE EXPERTS GLOAT.  WHEN THE NUMBERS FROM CHINA ARE GOOD, THE EXPERTS DOUBT THE NUMBERS.

RECENT EVENTS REPORTED HAVE BEEN THAT CHINA HAS A CREDIT CRUNCH, CHINA HAS A HOUSING BUBBLE, THE CHINESE ECONOMY IS SLOWING.  THIS SERVES TO DISTRACT FROM THE NEWS A HAS BEEN REPORTED FOR THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS.  RATHER, CHINA RESOLVED THE CRUNCH. CHINA HAS A HOUSING INVENTORY.  HERE IS MORE ABOUT CHINA.

RECENTLY, CHINA HAS CHOSEN TO EMBARK ON BUILDING A CANAL THROUGH NICARAGUA TO COMPETE WITH THE PANAMA CANAL.  THIS TO SERVE THE MASSIVE SHIPS THAT THE PANAMA CANAL CAN NO LONGER ACCOMMODATE.  

CHINA HAS PURCHASED A UTILITY COMPANY IN PORTUGAL. THIS AT A TIME WHEN PORTUGAL IS RENEWING TIES WITH A FORMER COLONY, ANGOLA.

CHINA IS ESTABLISHING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE GREEK SHIPPING AND SHIP BUILDING INDUSTRY......ETC.


THAT IS THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL REPORT FOR THIS EVENING.  I'M SLIM FAIRVIEW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.

VO:  SLIM FAIRVIEW IS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ANALYSIS AND CONCLUSIONS PRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME AND DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ......


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EPISODE TWO:

GOOD EVENING. THIS IS THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL REPORT. COMMENTARY ON GLOBAL AND POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC NEWS. I AM THE BLOGGER KNOWN AS SLIM FAIRVIEW. WELCOME TO MY VIEWERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD.

RECENTLY, THE IMF HAS REPORTED THAT MISTAKES WERE MADE IN THE EFFORTS TO SOLVE THE EUROPEAN ECONOMIC CRISIS.  THAT NOW, THERE SHOULD BE A FOCUS ON GROWTH.  FOR ME, THE FORMULA IS SIMPLE: CAPITAL INVESTMENT + ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT = GROWTH.  

FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS, I'VE BEEN WARNING THE EUROPEAN LEADERS THAT YOU CANNOT CUT WAGES, FIRE PEOPLE, RAISE TAXES, AND CALL IT A SOLUTION.  THE STRICT ADHERENCE TO THE ONE-PRONGED APPROACH HAS TURNED AUSTERITY INTO A WEAPON, NOT A SOLUTION.

IN THE US, A DIVIDED CONGRESS HAS ENGAGED IN A BATTLE OF IDEOLOGIES.  THE MOST UNFORTUNATE ASPECT IS THAT BOTH SIDES HAVE EMBRACED AN INTRACTABLE ONE-PRONGED APPROACH.  YOU CANNOT CUT YOUR WAY TO PROSPERITY.  YOU CANNOT TAX YOUR WAY TO PROSPERITY.  STILL, NEITHER SIDE IS WILLING TO PURSUE ANY MEANINGFUL APPROACH TO SOLVING THE CRISIS......ETC.


THAT IS THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL REPORT FOR THIS EVENING.  I'M SLIM FAIRVIEW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.

VO:  SLIM FAIRVIEW IS SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ANALYSIS AND CONCLUSIONS PRESENTED IN THIS PROGRAMME AND DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ......



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THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL EDITORIAL:

YOU CAN'T FOOL THE LION.

LET'S SAY YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE A LION TAMER.  

EVERYONE BELIEVES YOU. THEY HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT YOU.

WHEN THEY HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT LION TAMING THEY GO TO YOU.  YOU ANSWER THEIR QUESTIONS WITH CONFIDENCE AND AUTHORITY.

THEN, ONE DAY, A LION WALKS INTO THE ROOM.  EVERYONE PANICS.  THEY RUN TO YOU TO SAVE THEM.  YOU PANIC.

WHY?

YOU CAN'T FOOL THE LION.


THAT IS THE SIDE STREET JOURNAL REPORT FOR THIS EVENING.  I'M SLIM FAIRVIEW. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.



Sincerely,

Slim Fairview

slimfairview@yahoo.com

Copyright (c) 2013 Slim Fairview
All rights reserved.

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Thursday, June 9, 2011

Thursday 9 June 2011

The Side Street Journal

By Sidney Sidestreet

When you need one more character to send the message.

Thursday—9 June 2011

Slim Fairview ECB Battling in lofty debate over Greek Debt Crisis. How good the Greeks must feel knowing that Experts are working on the problem. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview "What a difference today, I hear every G-man say, what a drag 2 C the trading balance down. Let's make a big mistake, selling out our stake. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Kazakhstan to Google, "Our servers or nothing." Google to Kazakhstan, "Have it your way. Good bye." via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Aussie Firm and Awesome Trucks. That would make one heck of a monster truck pull. (Fosters? On the house, Mate.) G'day. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Aussie Firm and Awesome Trucks. That would make on heck of a monster truck pull. (Fosters--on the house.) G'day. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Volkswagen Union buys stock in company. Now that's Kapital. (Take that Karl.) Slim via Twitter 


Slim Fairview WSJ: Texting slows. Now Apple has app: Free texting. (Cash for the noggins and the piggins and the firkins...") ;-) Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview @ Mr. Asif Ali Zardari President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan Please see below. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Karzai asks Pakistan for help. The whole article, I did not see the name of the President of Pakistan. Must have missed it. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Mr. Asif Ali Zardari President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan via Twitter 

Slim Fairview California: Jerry Brown (DEM) wants to raise taxes first, voter approval second. "It is easier to ask forgiveness than to seek permission." via Twitter 

Slim Fairview If debt ceiling goes up, our ratings go down. If it doesn't, our ratings go down. The consultants are going 2 have field day. Party! Party! via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Judges offer mixed views on Health Care Law. So does Congress. So do the people. (If you want to read the bill you have to pass it.) via Twitter 

Slim Fairview OPEC Can't agree? Why? Oil production up, sales up, money in, economy improves, people want bigger piece of the pie...oh yeah. I remember. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Guns in US Probe found in Mexico. I have an idea. Let's blame everyone except the criminals. No? Oh, yeah. Don't play the blame game. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Mood in Japan less downbeat. It is called resilience. A lesson to us all. Regards, Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview AS W. C. Fields once said, "Trust everyone; but always cut the cards." via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Peru invites investors. I assume they promised not to nationalise 5 years down the line, eh? Regards, Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Tunisia delays vote citing difficulty shifting to democracy. We know the feeling, guys. We know the feeling. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Senate Questions Econ Development Plan in Afghanistan. Does the Senate really want to Question Govt. Spending on Econ Development? Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview There once was a Weiner from Queens-A rep not all that he seemed-So he tweeted his pix, & got into a fix, Tweeting pix that just can't b seen.

Slim Fairview FDA Warns: Merck's Cholesterol drug, Zocor®. FDA never seems to warn about side effects of inhaling Carbohydrates. Oh, yeah. That's the FDA via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Senate Wants Investigation into Doctor-owned distributorships. What are they distributing? Health care? Pharmaceuticals? How dare they! via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Texas Instruments cuts earning guidance. Caveat: Do not let Texas Instruments fail. They always made cool stuff. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Per The FED beige book. (Beige?) Economy continues to grow. About his comments? Bernard is contrite. We forgive you. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview The Quotations of Slim Fairview(c) 2011 Slim Fairview. "Everybody knows what everybody knows." Meaning? Please read Twitter below. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Lagarde meets with the Chinese. Positive Move. Hey, IMF! Elect the French Woman. L-A-G-A-R-D-E. Regards, Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: Departing regulator head of China Securities warns against investing in China. He sounds a bit like Jimmy Carter after leaving office. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview WSJ: EXXON reveals 3 major finds in Gulf. Did they strike oil or something? Well don't drill now. OPEC is getting ready to sell oil. Slim via Twitter

Slim Fairview I've never been to a party where drinks were served in mason jars. (I went out and bought a mason jar.......) Slim NYT Arts June 9



Slim Fairview I've never been to a party where drinks were served in mason jars. (I went out and bought a mason jar.......) Slim NYT Arts June 9 via Twitter 

Slim Fairview "No Doubt they'll Dine more on raw tuna after the tech-revolution" Komarovsky (Or not) Please see tweet below. Thank you. Regards, Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview "No Doubt they'll Dine more in raw tuna after the tech-revolution" Komarovsky (Or not) Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Sushi App. Great. Just what a Sushi Chef needs. Somebody trying 2 impress his date more with technology than taste. (A cultivated palate?) via Twitter 

Slim Fairview If I read The Times correctly, ECB doesn't like the idea: criticises Greek PM for suggesting it. says "It should have come from Germany" (?) via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Greek PM Proposes Idea. Curmudgeons dismiss it. This is the first time I've seen it reported. Who's been keeping it a secret? Why? via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Jonathan Edwards. Wasn't he a character on Sex and the City? He dumped Miranda and started dating Samantha or something like that? via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Jonathan Edwards. Wasn't that a character on Sex and the City. He dumped Miranda and started dating Samantha or something like that? via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Do Saudi People want western democracy or Western Freedom or Economic Liberties. These questions must be answered. By the Saudis, not by us. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview @ India: Please visit http://slimviews.blogspot.com Why? Please see tweet below. Thank you. Regards, Slim via Twitter 

slimviews slimviews.blogspot.com 

Slim Fairview @ India: If there is 2 be unbridled growth, never forget capital reinvestment. The ROI can be beneficial when the cost of "Fix It" Gets Big! via Twitter
Slim Fairview NYT: Graphs indicate (the numbers, actually) that Inia not only growing but growth is growing at an accelerated rate. Uh...Invest in India? via Twitter 

Slim Fairview NYT: UN moves to condemn Syria. Now why didn't they try that in Libya before letting things get out of hand? via Twitter 


Slim Fairview NYT: Aid to Brazil President resigns. How does this impugn the President? Madame President, Hire another aide. Slim via Twitter 

Slim Fairview US Ambassador Nominee to Afghanistan warns against abandoning Afghanistan and thus losing his job as Ambassador to Afghanistan. via Twitter 

Slim Fairview Canada, Australia, Germany, UK on http://sidestreetjournal.blogspot.com Welcome, thank you, Sincerest regards, Slim via Twitter 

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